Keith and I are at it again. It's me, Melissa Renee, wife of the body, Susana. We wed October 10, 1993 WAY before Prop 8 was deemed "not consitutional and shizz" Um....whatever....Susana is my WIFE. My red lips and red chapstick DO mean something....because I kiss my girl and I really LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Green Eyes say more to her CP and DID self than ever! Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yeah....my Flaming Red Lesbian Hair speaks volumes for Hair, BIlly Elliott, and DANCE with people on Theater stages from University Of Houston when my gal DANCED to Seasons of Love from RENT, did a ton of monologues based on Eddie Izzard, acted in plays and shorts all the way from Paris with famed Director Guy Pierre Couleau and his Wife Anne!!!!!!!!!!!! Bust a cap in our asses, and we will FIGHT YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Theater.......Theatre......Straight Plays, Musicals, Edward Albee inspired works from my lovely wife who writes for FUN and doesn't give a shit about MONEY! Hello Community Theatre. Act, Dance, Sing, Change Costumes, the WORKS and yeah, Susana can BEAT Cher's costume changing record by about 30 seconds with her Diva self and a little stage managing help! Boom! Has turning 30 always sucked? I need about a half pound bag of M&MS.....Peanut Please! BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No Day But Today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT........We're not gonna pay......Last Year's RENT......Cause Everything is RENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iPod is on, fans, and heating pads help adjust temperatures with Menopause Full Hysterectomy shizz and all the home stuff helps. Better than 10 hours in the ER in one day yo! Whatever works for my lovely wife. All 20 of us are in this game and Chess is getting really wild, but FUN! Check! Halla! Keith is ER doctor by day, NYC cop by night, with his four peeps on the beat. Vince, Stephen, Brandon, and B-Man's Wife, Erin Elizabeth Mahoney. Erin Go Braugh is addicted to drugs. Meth, Ecstasy, and more. Only the street shizz. We don't mix the shizz like stupid young girls on MySpace and Facebook. Ha ha ha....and we don't post nude pictures or do STUPID shizzz that gets the Posse or Susana in TROUBLE. Stupid people deserve to die for stuff like that. My ER with Keith is FULL of Idiots! It used to be a Funhouse....But now it's full of Evil Clowns, who this that mixing dru....ugs.....will suddenly stop the countdown! Ha ha ha ha!

Amber Lynn is a pleasure bottle hugging drunk who knows her shizz too. No beer ever. Yuck! We go for Bill Cosby Himself and Follow his Lead. Duh. Watch the DVD from Amazon. Get a hint or two....LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Raggedy Burbon Drunk. Gin Drunk, Gin and Vodka, Wine-Os, and the Beer fellas are the guys of The Posse. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Something happens to their hearing......Heeeey! All RIIIIGHT! We rode the Bull at Chili's and busted our Faces! Yahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then we got sick by the toilet bowl where Eddie discusses Lenny Bruce who died by the same toilet yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dress to Kill.....Watch! Chris Rock: Never Scared. DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We ain't scared of LIFE, DEATH, or SOUL DANCING! Ha! :P :} :] :( :P O.o We Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching ME.....Peeps from June Sky....Foxfire Girl Gang w/Angelina Jolie Legs. Ha ha ha! Bust a move now Earthly Humans who Don't Get us! For those who do.....Welcome! Care to join in World and Universe? Ha ha ha ha! Come on board to see all! CP DID has no cause, cures, or shit that the world claims....We Just Dance, And We're gonna be OKAY with white skin, blue eyes, brown hair, CP/DID combo, GAY as HELL with Lesbian Lovers! And we like the way we WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...But She Ain't No Duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's HUMAN and she's Good! Perfectly Imperfect! DIVA BIACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome! You are no longer a part of her 99 Problems, and this Biatch ain't one for you neither! Lily Allen said it and we know this.....People of Earth who claims this woman is Bullshit from Matthew McConohey.....She is NOT Bullshit. She is WOMAN....Right Down The Line.....She's a SUPERWOMAN, Travelin Light, Party with P!nk, Lisa Marie Presley, and MORE, while being her true inner DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cher, Bette, Beyonce, Celine.....and the list goes ON FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddie Izzard: I Am The Pope at the Head of the Church....I'm here in the Vatican! Um.....Ciao! :P :] :)